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Size Matters™

Who doesn’t love a good cock joke?!

Size Matters is a one-of-a-kind game that’s all dice, and all-adult. Roll the big, purple dice and score points by building the biggest or longest dong, shlong, wiener, peeper, schmecky…you get it. Another roll of the bulbous consequence die can add points or take them away. So, like a lot of things involving manhood, this game’s about luck and risk. It’s a simple, but highly amusing, game! For 2 or more players, ages 21+.

Size Matters™

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  • Funny penis humor, nothing too graphic
  • Encourages laughter, jokes and fun times
  • Minimal foul language
  • Great dice game for girls’ nights and bachelorette parties